The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
—Mark Twain
Oh no. Now we’ve ALL got PTSD!
STOP HERE IF YOU DO NOT HAVE a really wicked and twisted sense of humour, or any indulgent sense of cinematic drama…
Who really knows… but someone please tell us the rumour of Amy Winehouse’s demise is another publicity stunt. I mean, hell, she sure loved to wind everybody up—like the getting arrested over the faked crack-pipe video they sold to the rags for the cash to buy drugs (yes, that really did happen)!
BATTLING: Amy's transformation from Hampstead suburb girl to hard-core junkie shocked those her followed her career from the onset.
I wouldn’t put it past her to fake her own death by substituting a dead junkie like Jim did, to get away from it all. Seriously—just think of the laff of ‘doing a Jim Morrison’ and dropping out—just to watch all of the panto & pathos? That’s just too much to pass up and I just can’t believe she’s gone that easy; she even skipped the desperate 999 emergency call recordings, the ambulance chase & hospital dramas—complete with hourly reports.
JIM DID A RUNNER: Gonzo Town know that Jim Morrison did do a runner in France.
Going out without a bang? That’s just NOT our Aimless dammit! Besides that, think of the HEAVY mileage in the resurrection of St Amy!
R.I.P. AMY. GREAT CAREER MOVE, GIRL (recording execs are counting the money as we speak)!
Another crack-head bites the dust? Bitter irony? A double entendre too far? Janice, Jimi & Jim left artful legacies. Amy Whinehouse copied well, though shamelessly (a Mark Ronson studio engineering success), left: self-indulgent, self-loathing, self-ish & self-harming headlines. FFS it’s just a song. Yikes!
If it’s real, which is dubious unless we can see the body, a whole load of folks just lost their gravy train and whatever will RUPERT do now for cheap headlines?
How about whistle and whisper a silent sigh of relief—thanking: her, Andrew Berwick and others for a blessed diversion and a month’s worth of tabloid gossip? HACKING? WOT HACKING? Hmmmm.
Let’s wait and see what the rumour mill eventually churns out.
Source: Gonzo Town